Because...It's NOT McMamma's birthday!
I would never accidentally forget to grab my baby's shorts off the top of the dryer on the way out the door. Because I was already late for swim lessons. I certainly wouldn't let him walk around the public pool in just a t-shirt and diaper. I certainly would never, ever tweet about it. That's for sure.
I would never punch one of by best friends in the arm for teasing me on my birthday. Then feel extremely embarrassed, and sorry afterwards.
I would never well up inside, and fight back tears when giving all my baby clothes to a good home. Because... I. AM. Totally ready to be done.
I would never have a dirty tile floor. So dirty in fact that when my guest leave the house their feet show the proof. Not Me! I sweep and Mop every day.
4 comments:
I sweep and mop every day too ;-)
Um, yeah I sweep and mop every day too. Now I am ducking out before lightning strikes! Great blog by the way.
You are so funny!!! I walked out of the house no shoes or pants for Mya, I had to pick up milk so I put them in the stroller just to take them in the store I was a bit embarassed!!! So sad about the baby clothes I will dothe same!No worries about the punch!!! Love ya
This cracked me up. Love your blog.
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