Not me! Monday

In celebration of that cute baby Stellan returning home, I finally decided to play.

I most certainly would never ever have a very specific pocket in my diaper/personal bag made just for dum dum's (you know those tiny suckers). I would never be so embarrassed by my one year old and his unnecessary screaming (you know the one? Not because he's upset, because he wants too, and everybody stares at you) that I would just give him one to make him stop. On no particular day last week did I give him one in the car because quite frankly, I was at the end of my rope. I most certainly would not! I would never, ever take a picture with my cell while on the loop 303 because he fell asleep with it in his mouth. Not this chick! Not this day!