- There is the - "That really just scared me more than anything" cry.
- Then the - "Well that kind of hurt, but I'll be over it in like 2 seconds."
- Then there's the - "Well I don't think I'll do that again cause that really hurt."
- Then the one that temporarily stops all Mothers beating hearts - Their face turns red, their not breathing. You quickly spring into action. Blow a soft breath in their face, and they quickly catch their breath before letting out the loudest cry they can muster up.
Did you know I can actually distinguish my children's footsteps? That's right. When I hear bare feet barely grazing the floor in the middle of a dead sleep. I can easily distinguish who it is. This one took a little time to develop. But now I can do it no fail every time. Here is the one you are going to get a kick out of. I can actually tell when my oldest needs to poop. No kidding, he would probably die, that I am telling you this. Not that you would ever ask him. But he can testify to my uncanny ability to know when he needs to defecate. There are no words, no actions, no facial expressions. It is definitely not recognisable to the human eye. Or probably most mothers for that matter. It is a look in his eyes. I told you it was a super power. I'm starting to realize I really do need to get a life. So what are some of your Motherly Super Powers? What did you name them? Please do share. I'm dieing to know.
1 comment:
Richard says I am riding the TMI train with this one!
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