October 02, 2008

The things my kids say that I get a kick out of.

Today it was time for Jace to take a nap. Of coarse he didn't want to so this was our conversation.
Me: Jace, lets go get in bed.
Jace: No. (As he runs away with his smile. The one that says. I'm gonna run, but I secretly want you to catch me.)
Jace: let me down. (As he hangs upside down in my arms)
Me: Say, let my people go.
Jace: let my peepee go.

Just to clarify I was no were near his privates. I just thought it was funny how people turned into peepee.

A little background on this next story. Okay get ready for this. I should get mother of the year for taking all 3 of my kids to the Police station today. Just hold on I will tell you why. Most of you know I am all done with my pre reqs for nursing school. The last two things I have to do before I can apply. Is receive my finger print clearance card(that is where the police station comes in), and take the NET test (nursing entrance). So we go down to the station. All 4 of us. Before we get there I stress the importance of where we are going, and how they need to be on there best behavior. I was having horrible visions of being arrested for being such a horrible Mother. If there isn't a law against it there should be. Just kidding! I would have already been arrested like, oh I don't know. Everyday! Oh, yeah I had bribes in tow as well. I feel like the lady in the library with a screaming child. Although they really arn't screaming. The police station has this horrible echo. So we get in, get paid as so forth. Then right in the middle of doing my finger prints. Jaren tells the police officer who is like 90 "I'm gonna blow this place up"!"Put the cuffs on me now!"

Just so he doesn't feel left out. (Because what 7 month old can't read?)A little story about Tate. I have been trying to get him to say Mama for quite some time. He will mouth it, but nothing comes out. He does say Aba though. Just for fun I googled Aba. This is what I found. American (any possible word you can think of that starts with a B) Association. Apparantly Richard says there is a Swedish band from the 70's named Abba. I guess they sing a song called Dancing Queen. Maybe you all have heard of it before. I Love my handsome block of useless knowledge. My 3 piece bundle of JOY!

So tell me what the B in your Aba stands for? American B____ Association.

4 comments:

Joey and Megan said...

How about boobs? Want to join?

Renee said...

Girl, your kids are a riot. I have tagged you. Check out my blog. Love you.

Brooke said...

Your boys are so cute - we are in the 3 boy club together! Crazy but fun!! How did the enchiladas turn out? I hope you liked them! Hey I saw you were going for a nursing degree - we are at the same stage it sounds like! I finished my pre-reqs and am applying as well - where do you want to go? I am trying to do it online at Rio.... This semester I am doing co-reqs, A&P 202 and Eng 102

Tanner Fam said...

B for Bribery.

I hope you went to the station with a low cut cleavage shirt cut off at the stomach and no pants on your kids. That would be fitting.

You haven't heard "Dancing Queen?"
Lori, Lori...